This is why you shouldn't text and drive

Hey Lifers...

So over the years the DW and I have had... lets say... our differences, regarding the cleanliness of our vehicles.

And when I say differences I mean, I like to have mine clean, and she doesn't.

Well, it's not that she doesn't like to have van clean, she just doesn't like to do it herself, and in all fairness, I'm not a clean freak about my car, I just like to keep the inside free of trash.

Now through the years, I've given her plenty of crap about her van being a mess, and yesterday was no different.

I'm taking the clowns, ninjas to karate practice and her van is a mess. I'm talking grease fire here. I won't go into details, but Oscar called and said he wanted his trash can back.

So on our way I noticed that she left a gallon of milk in the van from her earlier trip to the store. So I text her.

Let me just say that before you send a text that reads:

Hey dork you left a gallon of milk in your not fit to sit in dirty stinky ASS van.

You make sure you send it to the correct person......and for crying out loud don't send it to your mom.

Nuff said......

J-Tony

Tell me Lifers...You ever sent a text to the wrong person that you wish you hadn't?

This is Gonna Suck

Hey Lifers...

Ok so normally my posts are pretty tame. Simple observations about me and or the family. Never political, and I try to stay away from the Hot topics that stir a lot of debate or make you pick a side. Usually that's because I don't care about politics, and opinions on the Hot topics are like....well you know the rest.

However today is a little differnt. Today I'm on my soap box, and I'm screaming from the rooftops. I'm letting the world know that I'm made as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore. Ok I'm just kidding.

See this is me texting and driving. Well ok I'm not exactly texting and driving, because if that were true, then that would mean I used my other hand to snap the picture and was driving with my knees, and I never, usually don't, haven't done that in a day or so.

Anyway, my point here is that after today texting and driving in my state will become ilegal. That right people just like Donnie Baker says....IT'S A STATE LAW.

So what's next, they make wearing a seat belt a law, or tell me I can't smoke where I want, or make my clowns wear a uniform to school? This is an outrage people. For the record, I wear my seatbelt, don't smoke, and my clowns don't wear a uniform. I just thought it would be funny.  

Well at least I can still check Facebook, or Twitter while eating my burger and fries driving down the road.  They can't take that away from me....Can they?

J-Tony

So tell me Lifers did you know texting and driving becomes ilegal tomorrow? Do you care? Will it affect you?