Ok so you know how they say you should always know a good joke. You know just in case you're asked on the spur of the moment or something? Well somewhere through the years I heard this one and it just stuck with me. While it may not be something I'll repeat in mixed company, it is funny.
One day, a little Indian boy had a question about his name.
Little Indian boy: Dad how do we get our names?
Father: "Well, you see son, when the child is born the father looks out over the horizon and names the young child after the first thing he sees." "For example, I am sitting bull, and your sister, she is running stream. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking"?