Thursday, April 17, 2014

Snakes, Friends and Crappy Cars....

Is it just me or does anybody else feel this way when you're arguing with your kid, and they say, I'm not talking to you anymore.




So last weekend I found this little fella in the back yard. The DW wasn't to happy.

 
I let the boy play around with it a bit. He thought that was pretty cool seeing the insides of a snake.


So my ride has a bit of a squeak to it that embarrasses the clowns. Now usually I just turn the radio up loud enough I don't have to hear it. But the other day while passing this guy, it hit me.

 All I have to do is drive next to a car that's a bigger piece of crap than mine and people will think it's his car squeaking. Whatdaya think? This car looks like it would squeak doesn't it?







Tuesday, March 11, 2014

I Will Survive......

Today I had the unfortunate experience of staying home with my sick daughter. The DW had other commitments this morning so when she got sick I stayed. So around my normal lunch hour I began to get hungry. Hey just because the clown was throwing up didn't mean I couldn't eat right? Well, unable to run into town and grab a quick bite, I did what every other man since the beginning of time has done when hungry..............I hunted.

Well, OK it's not like I got my camo on and started rustling through the woods. Hell, I barely had on pants. Instead, I did the domestic hunt. I rummaged through the kitchen for something. When  it was all said and done, this was my kill.



Yep, homemade Philly Cheese Steak. I'd say Bear Grylls ain't got nuttin' on me when it comes to survival.




Saturday, March 8, 2014

Just Random Stuff...

With three ipods, an ipad, and two iphones, this is more precious than gold around this house.


Everybody always needs to charge something, and of course there are never enough chords to go around. This is a daily if not hourly struggle. Some is always "looking" for a charger or cube.

Last Friday night my youngest daughter had her first sleep over with someone not family. I won't lie it was a little hard for us to let her go. Especially when we pulled into the driveway and saw this.


Yes, that's a Rooster. There were several chickens running around the yard as well. Yeah.......

Last week after basketball games we went over to our neighboring town and let the clowns run around in this indoor play place.


We followed that up with a little ice cream for dinner. This was the boy's banana split that was about as big as his head.