Could I be Sued for this??

Hey Lifers...

Oh no. I could be in trouble. So I read this article today about a mother who is being sued by her children for bad paranting.

The jist of the article is that her children are grown and they are sueing her because of the things she did, or didn't do when they were growing up.

Now these kids in the article are a little extream, but it did make me think about my own parenting skills. So I've taken note of a few things that I've done since becoming a parent that in the end could get me 15 to life  if my clowns ever decide to sue.

1. Every once in awhile the DW will buy water jugs and bottles at the store. You know the Natural Spring Water. Yeah I refill 'em with fresh tap water and put 'em back in the fridge. They never know the difference.

2. I always give my clowns the cinnamon rolls on the outside leaving the middle one for myself.  What??? It doesn't have a hard edge.

3. I throw away McDonalds Happy Meal toys. Sometimes before they're even opened.

4. I've been known to tell them a t.v show isn't on without looking so I wouldn't have to listen to them beg to watch it.

5. I purposly wait until they're in bed before I eat ice cream.

6. They've been known to stay up late on the weekend so they'll sleep later in the morning.

7. I eat the Reese's Peanut Butter cups from their Halloween candy...And Easter baskets.... And Stockings.

Yeah, I could be in trouble....

J-Tony

Leave me a comment Lifers....

Ghosts

Hey Lifers...

So last night I walked into our bedroom and he DW was watching a show called Celebrity Ghost Stories.

I quickly dismissed the show and moved on about my business. See my DW frequently watches shows like this and Paranormal State. Shows that people claim they've had experiences with the dead.  Maybe she's hoping a half naked Patrick Swayze will show up and make her a clay vase or something. I guess I'd have to buy her some flowers if that happened? Wait....maybe that's her way of telling me to buy her some flowers? Hmm, whatever?

Anyway, I mentioned that I quickly dismissed the show, I think because part of me doesn't believe in ghosts. So today I gotta know.

Do you believe in Ghosts? Do you believe that spirits live among us knocking over lamps and making clay vases? And if you do answer me this. Why don't they do my dishes or laundry? Why do they only hang around to scare us? Where have all the Casper's gone?


 J-Tony

So tell me Lifers...Do you believe in Ghosts?

This is why you shouldn't text and drive

Hey Lifers...

So over the years the DW and I have had... lets say... our differences, regarding the cleanliness of our vehicles.

And when I say differences I mean, I like to have mine clean, and she doesn't.

Well, it's not that she doesn't like to have van clean, she just doesn't like to do it herself, and in all fairness, I'm not a clean freak about my car, I just like to keep the inside free of trash.

Now through the years, I've given her plenty of crap about her van being a mess, and yesterday was no different.

I'm taking the clowns, ninjas to karate practice and her van is a mess. I'm talking grease fire here. I won't go into details, but Oscar called and said he wanted his trash can back.

So on our way I noticed that she left a gallon of milk in the van from her earlier trip to the store. So I text her.

Let me just say that before you send a text that reads:

Hey dork you left a gallon of milk in your not fit to sit in dirty stinky ASS van.

You make sure you send it to the correct person......and for crying out loud don't send it to your mom.

Nuff said......

J-Tony

Tell me Lifers...You ever sent a text to the wrong person that you wish you hadn't?