So the other night we're out celebrating one of the clowns birthday and at one point the boy had to go do the 2. So, just like I do at every restaurant I've ever been to with the boy, I hang out in the bathroom while he drops the boys off at the pool. It's not something I'm proud of, but unfortunately there are a lot of weirdos out there and he's six, wattcha gonna do?
So while I'm standing there stalking you people on facebook on my phone, some douchtard walks in and strikes up a conversation. Nothing major, just simple pleasantries. Which I'm sure he was wondering what I was doing just hanging out in the men's room readin' y'all's status updates about how you're kid's the best, you worked out, or whatev.
Anyway this guy finishes up his business and without washing his hands walks over to the hand dryer and begins using it. He gives his hands a few rubs, says adios and out the door he goes.
Now it took me a few seconds to understand what just happened, and maybe you didn't catch it either. I said this guy finished peeing and went directly to the hand dryer. I'm no Sherlock Holmes but I'm pretty sure he peed on his hands and just dried them off. Heck, I think John Holmes could have figured that one out. C'mon man really?
So it's bad enough that we had to follow this guy out of the bathroom, but I never really looked up from my phone the whole time, so I'm not 100% sure he didn't work there....Good thing we were on our way out.
J-Tony
So while I'm standing there stalking you people on facebook on my phone, some douchtard walks in and strikes up a conversation. Nothing major, just simple pleasantries. Which I'm sure he was wondering what I was doing just hanging out in the men's room readin' y'all's status updates about how you're kid's the best, you worked out, or whatev.
Anyway this guy finishes up his business and without washing his hands walks over to the hand dryer and begins using it. He gives his hands a few rubs, says adios and out the door he goes.
Now it took me a few seconds to understand what just happened, and maybe you didn't catch it either. I said this guy finished peeing and went directly to the hand dryer. I'm no Sherlock Holmes but I'm pretty sure he peed on his hands and just dried them off. Heck, I think John Holmes could have figured that one out. C'mon man really?
So it's bad enough that we had to follow this guy out of the bathroom, but I never really looked up from my phone the whole time, so I'm not 100% sure he didn't work there....Good thing we were on our way out.
J-Tony
Aaaaaaaaaack! He used the DRYER???? GA-ROSS!!!
ReplyDeleteI was at a high school baseball playoff game this weekend and was waiting for the only usable toilet to open up (someone had overflowed one of the other two and I wasn't about to wade through the water on the floor to use the third one). Anyway, the person in the stall finished up and came out - it was our school Athletic Director. As I went into the stall and was shutting the door, I watched her walk right out. WITHOUT WASHING HER HANDS. UGH!!!
Blechhhh gross. I wash every time period. That is just nasty...
ReplyDeleteI know Angel, I just don't get it?
DeleteEwwwwww. Makes the skin crawl. The last place I worked was...well, less than desirable on the social scale and food chain, shall we say? On any given day there would be at least a half dozen women that wouldn't even bother to wash or dry their hands. They just walked right past the sinks and on back to their desks. Or the lunch room. And those nasty hands reached in the same refrigerator for their lunches as I did. Yea, sobering.
ReplyDeleteOh I've got some good stories about work to. It's hard to belive the amout of people who don't wash their hands.
DeleteNastyewwwwgrossdisgusting... blech! I worked in a community college, where women would walk out without washing their hands... including the nursing faculty. Should I tell you how big the bottle of hand sanitizer on my desk was?
ReplyDeleteWorkingMom. I know that bottle. I've got one as well. I've got another bottle in my desk, but we won't talk about that one......jk.
Deletehope he wasn't the cook.
ReplyDeleteEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Just EWWWW! I even make my kids wash their hands when they only come in the bathroom with me, and not actually use it themselves. Because EWW! Public bathrooms are gross...especially having proof that people pee on their hands and don't wash! Ick!
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