OK so as you know I started a new job last month right? So far I'm enjoying the increase in pay, the hours, and the fact that it's in my own town. It's only about twelve minutes away from my house which is awesome. I've met the wife in town for lunch a few times already. I can run errands in town and know where places are, and It's even close enough that I can come home for lunch. And now that all three clowns are in school, it's just the DW and I for these lunch dates. It's been a bonus that I didn't consider before taking the position.
But here's the thing. I'm a guy right? And as a guy with no clowns present for lunch, I've put in a request with the DW for..well you know, a little somethin-somethin on my lunch hour.
Now I don't think this is an outrageous request, I mean after all, I really only need a few minutes of her time, and that's with her making me a sandwich. We're married right? I'm a guy, she's a chick, right?
Now at least once a week I make this request only to be shot down without hesitation by my beautiful bride. Now I'm not asking to come home and find Larry Flint ready to put some fantastic story in the Penthouse fourms here. But none the less the answer is still no. But that doesn't stop me from asking, again, I'm a guy.
And who knows, tomorrow's a new day, and just maybe I'll get a little somethin-somethin with that sandwich......
J-Tony
But here's the thing. I'm a guy right? And as a guy with no clowns present for lunch, I've put in a request with the DW for..well you know, a little somethin-somethin on my lunch hour.
Now I don't think this is an outrageous request, I mean after all, I really only need a few minutes of her time, and that's with her making me a sandwich. We're married right? I'm a guy, she's a chick, right?
Now at least once a week I make this request only to be shot down without hesitation by my beautiful bride. Now I'm not asking to come home and find Larry Flint ready to put some fantastic story in the Penthouse fourms here. But none the less the answer is still no. But that doesn't stop me from asking, again, I'm a guy.
And who knows, tomorrow's a new day, and just maybe I'll get a little somethin-somethin with that sandwich......
J-Tony
Do it doggie...that way you can put the sandwich plate on her butt and both of you can watch The View or something.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather watc Sports Center, but I like the way you think CP.
DeleteOh man! Nooners are THE BEST. Well...not the best, I mean every time is the best except when one of those loud short people is banging on the door....you get the idea. GO FOR IT!
ReplyDeleteI'm right there with ya Ducky. I'll keep trying. I mean I've been trying every night for the past 11 years, so why should noon be any different right?
DeleteHilarious. Keep asking, you never know. For me, it would depend on what I had planned for my afternoon, you know, where my head is at the time. Because women don't usually think like guys. (Ducky may be an exception that breathes false hope into all you men. Hahahaha)
ReplyDeleteNormal Mom. I get that women don't usually think the same way as us men, which is why I send her a text everyday letting her know I'm on my way home and to "get ready". Sadly it doesn't work. But Like I said, tomorrow's a new day.
DeleteLOL. Good luck dude! At the very least, she'll eventually give in just to shut you up. :-)
ReplyDeleteI know that's how I got her to marry me. I just kept asking and asking. Eventually she said yes just to shut me up. Here's hoping it works again. *fingers crossed*
DeleteTake it to McDonald's, dude.
ReplyDeleteYou need to buy a vitage 70's vans with a 'Don't bother knockin' sign and curtains, and drive it home during the lunch hour. No way she resists that.
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