So it's become apparent lately that my youngest clown is obsessed with butts. Now in the beginning of this phase, and hopefully that's all it is, however, the apple doesn't fall to far from the tree if you know what I mean, it started out innocently enough with him smacking the DW's booty every now and then. Ok, Ok so maybe that's my fault, so shoot me.
Butt lately he's become more vocal with his butt obsession. The other day he fell down and while clearly in pain holler'd my butt, my butt, my beautiful butt. Now at the time it was funny, BECAUSE HE'S FIVE PEOPLE, so we all laughed, which has only seemed to make matters worse. Now nearly everything out of young Mix-A-Lot's mouth is about a beautiful butt. My beautiful butt, your beautiful butt, her beautiful butt, it's beautiful butt.
Now maybe some of you are thinking, hey, I'll take the compliment. But hang on. He's now started throwing in...Your not so beautiful butt. You know like, Hey get your not so beautiful butt out of my seat, or move your not so beautiful butt. And just today, while literally staring at the dogs brown eye, he informs us that, the dog does not have a beautiful butt.
I'm just hoping this phase doesn't land me in the Principal's office trying to explain why my five year old told his pre-school teacher to move her beautiful butt. I'm sure that won't go over well.