Ok Lifers so those of you who have clowns know how curious they can be right? So tonight we had some errands to run, yes getting a new washer was one of 'em. If you didn't ready yesterdays post I encourage you to click here. Washer
So naturally we finished up our Friday night the way every family of five does, at the Evil Empire. And of course as soon as we get there, Mini-me and myself have to use the facilities. Now for me, the only thing worse than using the facilities at the Evil Empire is maybe stopping at a Circle K or 7-Eleven and having to go there. However sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do.
So the boy and I headed to the back as the ladies did some shopping. Now the boy claimed he didn't have to go so he just sort of stood there while I did my thang.
Now clowns say funny things all the time as they grow up and begin to explore and ask questions. If you've ever had to take one to the potty, then you know that this is never more true then at that time. So as I'm going he decides to sneak a peak. Then he says: Dad, why is your peenie so big?
After I stopped laughing, my initial thought was why does DW never say that, then I tried to explain to him that that's what happens when you grow up.
But here's the thing. He didn't ask me as if he couldn't wait to grow up, he asked me with a touch of disgust in his voice. Almost like what's wrong with you? Did the lid fall on it or something?
So like I said, after I stopped laughing, I tried to explain it to him. After our little conversation he looks at me and says, dad, are you gonna blog that?
So tell me Lifers, what funny stuff have your clowns said or done in a public bathroom.