So the other day yours truly got to play the role of Cousin Eddie. Now I didn't exactly look like this guy, but my shitter was full.
You see, because we don't live in town we have a septic system for our poo. And every so often you have to have that thing emptied. Now they say that you should have your septic emptied every 3~5 year, but because we actually have two we've gone about seven years without having it done. And let me tell you. It was full.
And you know there really is something humbling about a big thousand gallon tanker pulling into your driveway that says Your Number 2 is our number 1.
OK so the truck that pulled into our driveway didn't exactly say that, but it did say something like Septic Services or something. I mean it's one thing to have all your neighbors think your full of shit, but it's another to have it proven.
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