- Am I obligated to give someone a piece of gum just because they see me pulling the pack out of my pocket?
- The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm finishing a text.
- If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
- There is definitely a need for a sarcasm font.
- Why is lemon juice made from artificial flavors and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why do we turn the radio down in the car when we're lost and looking for an address?
- Why do we call it a Pin Number. Isn't PIN short for personal identification number?
- Why is it at work, no one pays attention until you make a mistake?
- There comes a point in every work day when you realize you are no longer going to be productive.
- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Ok like I said some of these are not mine. So tell me some of your random thought, and I'll add them to the Random Thoughts List for next week.